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Private to Project Stargate → 05 [Apr. 14th, 2009|12:08 pm]
Why would anyone be eating Lucky Charms in the shooting range? Stop it. It's rude. I'm going to look on the video feed and find out who it was and then I'm not going to be nice and I'm rarely not nice. Except on occasions when people do things to annoy me. Like leave bits of cereal all over in a place it shouldn't be in the first place. Eat breakfast then come shoot. Not simultaneously.

And hollow Easter bunnies do not make fun targets. Chocolate is always edible.

If I seriously have to make a 'no food' sign, I'm going to start making people do more than sign in.
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Private to Project Stargate → 04 [Dec. 9th, 2008|07:31 pm]
I had to take Rusty to the vet today for swallowing some bullets. I guess to him they looked like little bits of hamburger.

Jonathan, you should stop by tomorrow. I've got some ideas for some guns you could enhance. I'm thinking that there has been these cellphone shaped guns in existence for a while, but it would be great if I could get something where it's still an actual working phone, and possibly has a few other features? Possible at all?

Christmas. Yes, I like Christmas. Yes, I wear a Santa hat. No, I don't wear it naked. Yes, Rezner, your stocking will be full of guns. I've got some specially made for you, too.
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Private to Project Stargate → 03 [Oct. 8th, 2008|04:53 pm]
Anyone who hurts Rusty will be hurt the same way in return. This is a new rule. Even if it's an accident.

Note to self: Never give Milo a stun gun. In fact don't let him near weapons of any kind ever again.
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Private to Project Stargate → 02 [Oct. 2nd, 2008|07:50 pm]
In spirit of Halloween/Autumn I made some "monster" dummies and set them up in the shooting range. If you explode a pumpkin you clean it up. Understood? I'm not here to clean up pumpkin guts. There's a mop in the closet next to spare parts.
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Private to Project Stargate → 01 [Sep. 12th, 2008|09:57 am]
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I've been playing with the 9mm folding machine gun all morning. Forgot breakfast so I'm going to heat up my chocolate fondue machine and make this Friday start off with an unconventional bang. Watch some Mythbusters and go running with Rusty, maybe. I'm close to sticking a La-Z-Boy in the Armory and hang a tv on the wall :D
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[Sep. 4th, 2008|01:42 pm]

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